Monday, May 30, 2005
oh my bloody god la
my great, considerably tiring, day was ruined by
guess what
a PRODUCER
like damn shit la
stupid bloody
URGH
just damn stupid la you get the picture
anyways
we
as in me weiling jiaying kaiting shuhan ivan and jonathan
were at kaitings function room
as in the function room in her estate la
then we were sposedly practising for our lit dramatization
we were practising OKAY
and eating a little potato chips
then like after
i dunnoe
two hours?
this stupid bigshot walked into the room
okay
i admit she seemed quite nice when she walked into the room
like some hardworking career woman or something
then
okay
she sat at the table furthest from us
we were at like one end and she was at the other
like four tables in a row altogether
okay never mind that
the thing is she walked in the entrance from which you could see us
like bloody obvious once you look into the door
then this stupid lady walked in
and all of us were like quiet and going like
is she sposed to come in
and
we booked the whole room
and stuffs like that la
then okay she sat at the other end
and i think i was quite irritated
cause like quite uncomfortable with her around and we cant go crazy and all
anyways
you know when youre crazy and hyper you can actually get inspired
which would help the dramatization la
but i couldnt actually tell her that because
i mean like
how would she understand
how COULD she understand
she OLD
hahaha
then after a while jiaying wanted to sort of confront her la
for invasion of privacy
then kaiting too
then they asked me
at first i think i was very cowardly but in the end tagged along
then after walking down the function room to the other side
jiaying was like
uhm do you know we booked the room
something like that la
giving the impression that we actually wanted her to leave
then she was like
okay so
then i was like
my only line in the DEBATE
i went like
do you know we need our privacy
then jiaying went
yes because we're acting
or something like that la
then i went
yes and we feel uncomfortable with you here
then she went on and on about her shit
like her impression was like
oh we're too young to argue with her and just because shes a PRODUCER and shes trying to work and shes not disturbing us and stuff and consideration issues
and i quote
"you're only fourteen.
(pause)
im twice your age
(pause)
(HAHA i bet shes too old she cant even remember her own age)
no im more than twice your age. dont try to use big words on me. im a PRODUCER.
(and her bloody impression was like oh im a producer im a bigshot and you still want to argue with me im older than you you little kids)
end quote
and then she was like
and i quote again
this function is a common facility
so if you're chasing me out
its the same thing if you tell me you book the swimming pool for your bday party and you're going to chase people away because you booked it
end quote
and jiaying was bloody calm and suave
she went like
but we're not talking about the pool here
we booked the function room so that we could use the whole room
so that we can have privacy
then that old hag went
but its the same thing
(or something like that la)
(then earlier she was like)
put yourself in my shoes
its so hot out there
dont you think you could let me stay here
you say you want privacy
fine
im not listening or looking at what youre doing
you do your work and ill do mine
and at that debate right
it was like the first time
the FIRST
i had nothing to say
like my mind was blank
like totally blank
i totally didnt know what to say
like she was obviously in the wrong
but still
okay bighead alert
i think normally i would at least have something to say other than we need our privacy
oh well
im losing my arguing ability
hahaha
anyways jiaying was so damn cool la
like she kept arguing
you rawk man!
anyways i sincerely apologise for being such a girly wimp
i was like totally helpless and just standing there
so sorry
oh yes
and one part the hag was like
whos the resident here
then kaiting said me
then that hag pointed
like seriously pointed
at jiaying and went
youre not even a resident
you have no place to argue with me here
blah blah yada yada
then she asked kaiting to speak
cause it was kinda obvious that kaiting was a bit on the gentle side
then when she pointed again
i was like
steaming inside
like i wanted to just scream at her but didnt know whether it would be too much
so in the end i was a girly wimp and shut my trap
then she went on and on
dont even want to think about thinking of her
she just pollutes my mind man
anyways
after that debate the guards came and all that
yeah guards!
they were so nice and good
and that coward just ran away saying she was rushing
like what shit la
even i can come up with better excuses
and earlier she even said she would leave in an hour
which became 45 mintues then 30
as she twisted her story from one person to another
like you rushing for time?
elephants will fly man
urgh
she just makes me sick
oh yes and after she was gone
i was like at the table with the other people
and suddenly like when i recalled i realised i could have said a lot of stuff to her
like rebutting you know
but i dont know why i just couldnt think of them mid-debate
anyways
in a nutshell these people just suck
to the core man
and she thot she was some bigshot just because shes a producer
like urgh
whatever man
oh and the freaky thing is
as pointed out by jonathan
she did look a bit like lee lee mui
i was like freaked out and going like
what if shes the sister and stuff
but whatever man
we knew we were right
she knew she was wrong
(she ran away from the guards remember)
and well
good ALWAYS triumphs over evil
ALWAYS
which EVERY SINGLE TIME
so there
hmph
im sticking my tongue out at her right now
old blood new blood let it all out
live8
